Cher Grande Dame of Showgirls
Is there anything as radiant, and yet comforting and predictable, as the sun rising every morning in the eastern sky?
Well, yes. Cher, actually.
At the age of 64, there seems little evidence that the pop diva is relinquishing her hold on fame, or her lifetime supply of fans, and for proof one need look no farther than last Wednesday night, when, for the umpteenth time in her 50-year career, thousands of admirers shelled out big bucks and filled 4,300 seats at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas for her last show before a summer hiatus and a return to the same stage in September.
It is a sight to see, the ageless pop phenomenon that is Cher in 2010, floating down from the Colosseum rafters in a glitzy chariot that swings out over the crowd and deposits her on stage, where, for the next hour and a half, she belts out 25 familiar hits from The Beat Goes On and Half-Breed to If I Could Turn Back Time and Believe, along with a Sonny and Cher “duet,” all the while slipping in and out of 17 dazzling Bob Mackie-designed costumes.
The voice, richer and fuller than ever, is surprising. So, too, is her size, which is tiny, really tiny. And she’s funny and energetic, and even though you’ve seen her several times, in Vegas years ago, and more recently in Vancouver and, yes, even in the mid-’60s when she and Sonny performed at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre, she’s clearly hit her stride.
And when you scan the crowd, her enduring appeal becomes self-evident.
Cher’s a showgirl, the kind of entertainer whose fan base covers every demographic, from the casually dressed Las Vegas buffet crowd to high-rollers in diamonds and heels, from couples in their 30s to boomers wearing boas, from glittery teenagers to cheering sections of adoring gays.
There are those who unabashedly love Cher, who have followed her since her fringe-banged, bell-bottomed, bobcat-vested I Got You Babe days of 1965 when she and husband Sonny not only ruled the radio, but later the television variety show landscape. Fans who have steadfastly followed her solo music career and her transition to movie star in films like Silkwood and Moonstruck, who cheered when she won an Oscar and felt bad when Sonny died, who’ve tracked her romances and her kids, Elijah Blue and sweet Chastity, who was born a girl but is now a man.
There are those, too, who secretly love Cher, but will never publicly admit so, and when you tell them you just paid $180 to sit on the aisle in the fifth row of the Colosseum — so close you could see the tattoos on her butt cheeks (surgically enhanced or not, those senior buns were things of beauty) – they sigh and say, “Oh, I love her. I bet she was great.”
She was, indeed. That’s the thing about the Chers of the entertainment world.
Their job, be it on the stage or on a CD or big screen, is to take you away, if only for an hour or so, to wrap you in their talent and the story they’re telling, in the acting and singing and dancing, in the vastness of their personality and the polished production around them.
Cher is all pop culture opera, an over-the-top modern day minstrel with a cute derriere and a big voice, and to say she was made for Vegas and backup dancers is to drastically understate the obvious, for nowhere does her confident campy persona fit so snugly as it does in the city of spectacle.
There is about her, and has been from the beginning, that rare magic fairy dust possessed by all great entertainers, from the Rat Pack of Las Vegas lore to Canadian chanteuse Celine Dion, for whom the Colosseum at Caesar’s was built.
Theirs is not flash-in-the-pan, flame-out celebrity, but something commanding and perennial and — like ‘em or not — it’s what keeps the turnstiles clicking.
Those of us in line for Cher, the ones who admit it and even those who don’t, do it because she never fails to deliver. Or surprise.
This fall, on the eve of qualifying for Social Security, she stars alongside Christina Aguilera in the movie musical Burlesque, in which she plays, what else, a madam.
Meanwhile, there’s that stage show she’s been doing in Vegas, having signed on for 200 shows back in 2008, and the best that can be said about 90 minutes of Cher and her sassy ass is that it’s the smartest $2 a minute you’ll ever spend in the name of entertainment.
Source: Vancouver Sun
Tickets to Cher’s Las Vegas Concerts. There are still many great front row seats left at the following shows…
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July 13th, 2010 at 8:21 am
This is fabulous! And oh soo true. I saw her in May and she blew me away. I’m a hardcore fan and she still gave more than I expected. She looks and sounds better than ever. After a nuclear holocaust, all that will be left are cockroaches and Cher <3
July 13th, 2010 at 9:06 am
Well, she has been everything else so why not Grande Dame of showgirls. I was happy to read the voice is doing so well, it is a national treasure you know…..
July 13th, 2010 at 10:49 am
This review is dead on, and the best I have read in a long time. Grand Dame — absolutely. And he’s right, her voice is better than ever. I’ve seen her Vegas show 4 times now and every time her voice just seems better. I especially love when she does “Love Hurts.”
July 13th, 2010 at 10:51 am
HEY WHY NOT YOU GOT EVERYTHING A BODY OF A 30 YEAR OLD TIGHT N FIT FOR ANYTHING CHER YOU CAN TAKE ON THE WORLD I TRULY BELIEVE IT
July 13th, 2010 at 11:48 am
Lady Gaga: on her successful MSG sold out Monster ball concerts:
“Today is what dreams are made of. 3 Sold out nights at MSG in my home town. I used to go watch Madonna, Cher + the Stones and would cry. I would stare into the brightlights and imagine I could do anything. Be anything. And I would tell myself it would be me up there one day.”
July 13th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Cher will be around long after we are all gone. Love you cher
July 17th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
I know a good thing when i see it and its a bad thing to let go -Cher She will never know how much she has really helped me through life since i was 8. i’m very happy i have her in my life. She has made me see and learn new things through her music. if i could tell her all the things i have changed for the good because of her it would be a long list. i know i don’t personally know her and its truly okay i don’t. i listen to her music to help me through the hard days and listen to her music to make my days fun.her music is the only music i can listen to over and over and over again with out getting tired of it. i would be a totally different person if i never knew of her. She puts a smile on my face when i think of her. i love watching her movies she is such a great actress on top of her beautiful singing. i truly love this woman ♥ it would be a dream come true to meet her one day. its okay to have fun filled fantasies about her and thanks to Jenny and Amanda for that ♥ i could go on forever about Cher but i will end here. Always in my heart, Love her Biggest fan Gina
oh and i cant forget when i was at her concert in Vegas it was honestly like i was in heaven hope to go again some day ♥
July 18th, 2010 at 10:48 am
ohhhhh cher’s beestt
July 19th, 2010 at 11:25 am
more photo’s of cher at Elijah’s Madison art show:
http://x17online.com/gallery/view_gallery.php?gallery=cher070210_X17