Cher uses Emoji in a bid for more Sex


Cher once read that people who use Emoji enjoy more sex. So what is a girl to do at the ripe old age of 70? If you’ve ever taken a glance at Cher’s Twitter profile, you’ve probably noticed her widespread and obsessive use of emojis, popular smileys and emoticons included in Android and Apple iOS systems. In particular she ruthlessly uses the toilet emoji to describe her infatuation toward Donald Trump.

“I’m dyslexic and I made no sense,” Cher said. “Sometimes I couldn’t even read my own tweets.”

Cher also expanded on the new idea of maintaining brand control through social media for this generation.

“There wasn’t branding when I was young really, it wasn’t like it is today,” Cher said. “You just didn’t have a bunch of people come in, polish you up, get you a clothing line, teach you everything, and you know, you’re out. I’m so old school.”

While Cher is still getting used to utilizing emojis to communicate with fans, she’s acknowledged that she’s already been able to accomplish good things and raise awareness through Twitter.

“I’d like to be able to make myself heard even if no one is listening,” Cher said. “I’ve learned things, I’ve been able to do some actual good on Twitter you know. And I voice my opinion about certain things.”

One issue she’s been voicing her opinion on Twitter is the 2016 presidential election, saying “of course with the presidency being in such turmoil … I’m all over it truthfully.”

With the latest polls showing Donald Trump is quickly gaining ground on Hillary Clinton we may be in for some pretty explosive emoji tweets in the near future as Cher looses control.


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